03 December 2018

Gift Guide for the Snarky Mom: 21 Funny Gifts for Her

Here are 21 gifts for the snarky mom.  This Christmas gift guide for moms is sure to make her laugh on Christmas and every day.

I may not come across like it, but I'm extremely sarcastic and snarky.  I also have a super dry sense of humor that most people don't get.

I think that life shouldn't be taken too seriously, and I love things that make me smile or make me laugh when I use them.  Given the choice between a plain notebook or one with a funny saying, I'll gladly pay more for the funny one.

Each year, I try to support small businesses and especially handmade businesses when I do my Christmas shopping.  I've been selling on Etsy for 10 years now, and I still get a big smile every time my phones goes Cha-Ching!  I want to make someone else smile and support a small business.

So I searched Etsy looking for funny gifts for her, a gift guide for the snarky mom (or any woman).  Etsy is full of amazing items, but I had to narrow it down.  Here are my 21 picks for snarky and funny gifts for her.


I Don't Sugar Coat Things Bags
What woman doesn't need another bag?  I love this one I Do Not Sugar Coat Things; I'm Not Willy Wonka.

Coffee Mug
One thing most moms can agree on is that we need copious amounts of coffee to make it through the day.  I have a cupboard full of coffee mugs, but I'll always appreciate a snarky one like this coffee mug.  

Mom Juice
It is totally cliche lately, but some moms do enjoy a little bit of wine in the evenings.  I love the shape of this cup and mom juice helps hide what's inside from the kids.  

How to Tell Time Coffee Wine
For the mom who loves both coffee and wine, here's a cute wall hanging so everyone can tell what time it is.
Losing My Mind Shirt
As a mom of three, I can safely say that I lost a little more of my mind with each child.  Actually, I'm pretty sure I lost the most of it with my second, but I digress.  

Not Happening Socks
Once I sit down for the evening, I'm done.  Don't ask me for anything because it's not happening.  I work from home, so most days I'm in yoga pants or leggings.  If I have to wear jeans, I'm not doing it.

Better Late Than Ugly Makeup Bag
When I do my makeup, I joke that I'm getting pretty.  If the mom you're buying for loves makeup and has a good sense of humor, then she will love this better late than ugly makeup bag.

Coffee, Target, and Amazon Prime
We've already talked about how much I love coffee.  I love Amazon Prime so much that me and my UPS driver may have exchanged numbers to make package deliveries easier.

Tired as a Mother Trucker Hat
Being a mother is exhausting.  I'm pretty sure I went five years without sleeping more than 90 minutes at a time.  This Tired as a Mother hat also helps hide your messy hair, so it's a double win.

Pizza Slice Lip Balm
Moms love lip balms and pizza, and this pizza slice lip balm combines them both!  Why use a boring vanilla lip balm when you can use this one?

Unicorn Farts Body Butter
I mean, who doesn't want to smell like unicorn farts?  This smells like strawberries, peaches, raspberries, and cotton candy.  Yum!

Eat It Or Starve Instant Pot Decal
My kids think I'm a short order cook!  I use my Instant Pot a few times a week, and I think it needs a fun decal like this one.  Eat it or starve.

I Can't Be Held Responsible Mug
My face definitely gives away what I'm thinking!

If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories
Right?  If Sarcasm Burned Calories, I'd be a waif.

Funny Kitchen Towels
My kids roll their eyes at my music and my jokes, so these funny kitchen towels are perfect.

Funny Notepads
I make lists on notepads every day.  Here's my reminder to be be good and not to throat punch anyone.

Sarcastic Bag
My husband and two kids all said that this bag is perfect for me.  Hmmph.  I am usually sarcastic though.

Did You Die Tho?
Every time I push my kids out of their comfort zones and they success, I ask them, "But did you die?"  Not surprisingly, they lived.

Y'all Gonna Make Me Lose My Mind
Y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in here up in here.  If a mom isn't feeling like she's losing her mind, is she really even a mom?

Crayons Shirt
This could be my official "leaving the house" uniform.  This I just don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you shirt is perfect for the mom who has to deal with people she may not want to.

Homemade With Love
Homemade with love means I licked the spoon and kept using it.  Perfect for the snark mom who loves to cook.

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I hope you like my gift guide for the snarky mom with 21 funny gifts for her.  Can you think of anything to add?
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